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I started this blog when I couldn't write my dissertation in eighteenth-century British literature. I also started it out of spite. That was in March, 2005. Apparently, I find spiritual malaise and spite really excellent motivators.
These pretty dumb things started out as a blog with sex. Now it's mostly just a blog. I often write about these topics, in no specific order: orgasms, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, rock-and-roll, anal sex, suicidal tendencies, feminist politics, stripping, literature, menstrual blood, The Walking Dead, New York City, and deep-throating. My posts on deep-throating must be the ocelot's ascot because they're linked all over the web.
My stuff has been published in Penthouse, GQ, Scarlet Magazine, New Woman, Singularity, and a few anthologies. I could drop names of writers who like me, who really, really, really like me, but I'm not large with self promotion. You can often find my work on filthy gorgeous things. I like being published. If you're interested in publishing me, I'm all ears, eyes, a gaping bank account, and a well of delight.
