close personal naked friends (no benefits)

A cigar may just be a cigar, but a hot chick holding an AK47 is a phallic symbol. Or something.

I recently sat for more illustrations drawn by the illustrious Molly Crabapple. Like the last set, these will become t-shirts for Dirtee Hollywood’s men’s line. Molly said that of all the men’s t-shirts, the one of me holding the paddle over my head sold the best. Thus, in an effort to capitalize on a good thing, the marketing minds asked her to do a series of weapons-toting models. And the images below were born.

If you’re interested in seeing what I look like in the flesh, rather than merely the coyly photographed and enchantingly inked, you can see me this coming Thursday, August 5 at the Red Umbrella Diaries reading at Happy Endings at 302 Broome Street in glamorous Gotham. This reading series is organized by Audacia Ray, that force of nature and politics, and it’s always an amazing group of writers and performers. I’ll be reading something I have yet to write on my last days of disco.

Finally, I’ve a couple of pieces coming out this week on Filthy Gorgeous Things. One is a piece about naked photography and the other is a crazy drunk interview with Katelan Foisy, a charming naked lass possessed of an ass with sass. Read it, and you'll love her almost as much as I do.

Without further ado, below are Molly’s latest drawings.

   
 
 
 

Comments

[Sean]

Hard to pick a winner here, so I'm going with all of them. It is, I confess, nice to see a sexy pic of a chick with a gun not being an ad for a Republican day calendar (or political ad, for that matter). Rock on, or should I say, Glock on.

[Liras]

The word 'fetching' comes to mind. What cool illustrations!

[Mike]

nice calves

[hank whitsett]

molly crabapple? as in fred harper? last rites gallery. cool. i haven't checked your blog since you quit, but always enjoyed your well-honed writing and willingness to bare-it-all!

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