oral for nothing, a chick for free

While the thinky-kinky high-class smut site Filthy Gorgeous Things has rightfully gone all subscription service, you can read my new piece for nothing. Free. Gratis. It's as unlocked as Pandora's box and three-quarters as naughty. This new piece, "Choke," centers on an act near and dear to my esophagus: face-fucking. I seem to write a lot on oral, but then the adage has always been to write what you know, and I certainly can't write about sports.

Here's the first paragraph:

Its kinetic springiness is a draw, as is its shape that seems cheery vaguely Teletubby in silhouette. Its weightiness, that thud-threatening heft of it, compels. The thousand or more idiosyncrasies particular to each individual—an arcing curve heavenward, a sweep to the right, a bend sinister, even a martial ramrod straightness—engenders affection. Likewise the spectrum of colors, the emboldened empurpled, the impudent scarlet, the feisty raspberry, the creamy vanilla, or the stouthearted blackberry. But it is above all the mouthfeel of a cock that impels me. It is the cock's ubiquitous velvet-on-steel texture that my mouth—and throat—appreciate.

Go here to read the rest, and to see the accompanying picture that alarmingly looks an awful lot like me but is not, to my knowledge, actually me. If you're interested in perusing the rest of my oral oeuvre, go to my slurp index for the whole sloppy wet glistening mass. As ever, please do leave me a comment here if you like my F/G/T piece because there's no place over there to tell me in indiscreet terms exactly how much you love me.

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Comments

[Allison]

Very carnal...I haven't tried this, but I heard moving your head forwards and backwards chicken-like aids in the whole cock-sucking thing. (I should try this in my tent some other day)

[Frank M]

Interesting since this is my lover's new "trick" over the past year. Give her a few hits on a joint, rub her nipples and for some reason she's suddenly into me straddling her filling her mouth as deep as I can go. Fortunately for her I am of just under average length. Depending upon how much she's smoked, she seems more willing to smoke even more of me. I think that abandonment and just being used for my pleasure holds the appeal; especially if I tweak her nipples or give her pussy a small slap. Funny, she's coming more often than I am with her own fingers while I am nearing the finish line.

[alphagirl]

CG

Great piece. Glad to see you writing with such joy again....

alphagirl

[Jack B]

I loved it except for the paragraph about turning the tables. It just felt unnecessary, almost like it was thrown in to appease feminist readers.

[Muse]

Love your writing and used to love FGT, but really, $105 for a 6-month subscription? I don't pay that much for all my other fancypants subscriptions combined. What's the rationale for setting the price so high?

[chelsea g.]

Thanks for your comments. I'd been worrying that my erotic writing mojo had gone the way of all flesh. It's nice to be reassured that perhaps it has not.

Muse, I can't speak to the subscription costs. I just write for the site, which pays me. Through the money they get from subscriptions. Writers, photographers, graphic artists, models, designers and editors like to be paid for their work. It's a problem.

Jack B, That paragraph was not tossed in to appease feminists. I am a feminist and need no appeasing. I just liked the image and the idea, and because I had an experience fresh in my mind, I went with it.

kissykiss,
chelsea g.

[Muse]

Not to worry, I don't expect you to explain their pricing model, and I certainly understand that quality work has a cost. That said, I liked FGT because it sought to offer an alternative and more refined erotic aesthetic than the usual smut market, but at this price it seems like the founders want an elite-porn corner on the web. And that is disappointing.

[Bill]

Great writing as usual!! Especially when you're writing about my favorite activity,cocksucking. As a bisexual guy, I revel at being on either end of the cock (or throat), and I can take it as well as I can dish it out. In addition, being a lifelong, card carrying feminist,I thoroughly enjoy a good table turning. In fact, one one memorable occasion it actually involved a real table.

[DL]

Time for some more of your Rumpy-Pumpy.........I need a new fix of your anal writing, PLEEEEASE!

[chelsea g.]

DL, I just pitched an anal piece to FGT. If you want to weigh in and tell them that you want me to write something rumpy and/or pumpy for them, feel free to email at editor@fgtmedia.com.

kissykiss,
chelsea g.

[minstrel hussain boy]

i am in my heart and soul an oral type of lad. i like the sounds, the sights, and oh my the feel.

a face sitting is a wonderful thing. woman on her back oral sex, unless she's on a raised perch, kinks up my neck something feirce. i don't lose interest as much as stamina in those positions. but a good old fashioned face sitting, with the sight of the woman towering above, with both hands free to wander and stroke. i can do that shit for hours.

i remain an ardent fan and deep admirer of your writing skill and courage.

your reposting of the pean to spencer always touches me deeply. i've had great luck in being able to share my life with some pretty amazing dogs. just as i was about to slip from the acceptable boundries of sadness and grief into real depression my german shepherd abbie came bouncing up with a squeaky ball in her mouth. she dropped it on the floor at my feet, backed up in an excited expectant crouch and looked at me with her eyes and dog telepathy saying "hey! quit yer moping. throw this. i'll go get it. it will make you feel better. i promise."

[Blogrotica]

Great writing. Enjoyed it and it has inspired me to come up with a few new things! :)

[nylonhbs]

Hi again. I have been MIA from prettydumbthings for a while, but am back and am THRILLED to see that you are too.

Loved the FGT piece. I don't think there's anything wrong with brute force in sex (when welcomed of course)...thanks for sharing the piece. Looking forward to more.

[Sabina]

I loved the tables-turning ending. Maybe because I'm a feminist; maybe just because oral sex is good.

[B]

Lovely and powerful. I read you long ago and then you stopped writing and so there wasn't much reason to visit, yet visit I did, on the hope that you'd start writing again.

This evening that patience and loyalty was rewarded and for that I thank you and soon my wife will thank you.

Good to see you doing what you do so well. Take breaks if you must, but do come back.

[ETnboy]

Stumbled across FGT from the realprincessdiaries site. Loved your article on face fucking. I'm an oral type of guy and the face sitting really was erotic. Nothing better than having her grab your head and hold you where she needs/wants you most !! I obviously need to explore your site and will do so in the coming days ( no pun intended ). Thanks for sharing your talent, imagination and precious time.