Tristan Taormino and my big mouth

Today I received an email from sex educator, writer, feminist porn director, and all-around nicest bad-ass sex goddess known to woman and to man, Tristan Taormino, asking for permission to quote something I wrote in her upcoming informational DVD called The Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio. Of course, I gave her permission because I'm altruistic that way, and if I can help just one more woman or man to overcome the gag reflex given by the gods in their limited foresight, then I have done a small spot of good for this wet, blue planet.

Tristan, being terribly generous and really just the nicest--I mean, I can't stress this point enough, but this is one seriously nice person; Tristan is so nice she actually makes a misanthrope like me reconsider her permanently dour stance towards humanity--chose to Twitter her request and link my blog and suchlike, thereby bringing an influx of folks to my Twitter page and to this blog. Given the new audience, I thought it might be nice of me (see how inspiring this woman is? It's phenomenal) if I linked again the post that Tristan is quoting from, as well as an additional blow-job how-to.

Tristan chose this exact passage to quote:

Deep throat exercise: Take a moment and think about your mouth and throat. Now pull the base of your tongue at the back of your throat down, as you would if you were about to yawn. Think about making a big, round cave at the back of your throat as you kind of retract the base of your tongue.

Think about how it feels as your tongue begins to move, how you feel your throat open up, until you can almost feel pressure in your ears. Do it over and over again.

It comes from a post called "deep-throat and deep-throating: a primer," and you can find it entire here. If you enjoy that post so much you need more, more, more, please read this other post called "bobbing for semen." It gives tips that aren't quite so double black diamond as deep-throating, but I hope it's helpful nonetheless.

On a side note, this deep-throating primer is my most popular post. It's the one that readers always thank me for. It's also my most-linked post. It brought me to the notice of the legendary Susie Bright and she interviewed me about the post (listen to the interview here), and the incredibly intimidating, intelligent and porcelain-skinned Violet Blue™ linked it on her Suck page. Now Tristan has given it a big thumbs up. Apparently, the night I wrote this primer, I did something right. Which gives even a curmudgeon like me the good down-low warming.

(Can't stand going days without my pretty dumb thoughts? Join me on Twitter and enjoy a hot-and-cold-running blathering.)

Comments

[allegra]

squee! congratulations!! tristan is dreamy in every way that it is possible for one to be dreamy.

[Flash Hawke]

you sound cool! just landed here from Tristan's twitter. She has changed my life.

[Goose]

You are both damn dreamy! Love, love!

[HornyBook]

Love you both!...Sounds cool!