Because I'd really, really like one. I will be your friend for life and pay cold, hard American cash. Email me if you are, or if you know, the stealthy motherfucker for the job.
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I mean it now.
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You can google bomb yourself of course, by posting more anal sex is great and how-to blow job articles. Otherwise, you are just like the rest of us, bitching about our dates and grousing about our jobs (or lack thereof), and guess what, the internets ain't gonna make us rich doing that. 'Cuz everyone is doing that.
So sorry. But such is life.
Posted by: Orv | 01 June 2009 at 10:12 PM
At least they didn't force a 'content warning' on you so the search engines can't find you at all. And spiders can't crawl your page to find the products you're selling.
Like they do to their own bloggers.
So they can make more money from the adsense ads on those blogs.
That nobody can find.
To click the adsense ads.
So Google can make more money...
I can't believe they haven't noticed the loss of revenue. Perhaps they're attributing it to an evil Bing conspiracy? It couldn't possibly be slow suicide by stupidity.
Maybe we all need a Bing Bomber instead.
Posted by: T - Another Geek Girl | 03 October 2009 at 02:43 AM
Sorry, can you clarify? Are you looking for SEO help? Or word of mouth help? Help for a particular keyword? A one time uptick of traffic or a permanent change of rank? Just plain more traffic? Are you targeting Google particularly for a reason, or do you really want a boost on all search engines, Bing included? I've worked at web design firms with some talented marketing professionals, but I am unsure who to connect you to. Can you elaborate about what you need?
Posted by: Jake | 20 November 2009 at 10:05 PM