money shots and other slippery acts

A few random notes about where you can find me and my pretty dumb things both in real time and on the digital ether, because nothing succeeds like shameless self promotion.

I've been writing for Sexshop 365, the UK's largest on-line toy retailer, for  a couple of months now you can find a complete listing of my pieces here, You can also self-select for the new, juicy bits by choosing any or all of the links below:

• NEW! Nipple Clamps: The Pleasurable Pinch
• How to Heal a Hurting Heart
• Ten Things to Do When (You're a Chick and) You Can't Come
• Njoy Toys: A Highly Subjective Study
• A Salute to Dildos

I also want to remind you that on 18 April I'll be reading at Rachel Kramer Bussel's highly acclaimed In the Flesh erotic reading series right here in glamorous Gotham.

Finally, for the first time since I began them last fall, my BlogAds spaces are inexplicably empty. If you or someone you know has something to sell, you might want to consider selling it here on my pretty dumb things. You'll reach 2,000-4,000 people a day, every day, across the U.S. of A. and around the globe. Plus, you'll be assuaging my anxiety. It's win/win. Just click on either of the links to the upper right or to the slightly lower left.

kissykiss,
chelsea girl

Comments

Just wanted to say that I happened upon your blog randomly, and I absolutely love it (i.e., I cannot stop reading it). You are an amazing writer, and I envy your talent/total grasp of the English language and all of its subtleties and nuances. As a woman who thoroughly enjoys sex and doesn't understand why it's categorized as "dirty," (although, there's certainly nothing wrong with dirty), I'm so happy to finally have a resource that it's intelligently and poetically written, and challenges me to think before I come. I'm excited to show this site to my boyfriend.

[badinfluencegirl]

you know i read your 'how to deep throat a cock' thinking i already knew and i so didn't.

and NOW? now i can make porn starry spit on command and hoo boy does that make sucking dick so much more fun!

and also? why is it such a turnon to have a cock deep in my throat? it's nowhere near that hornymaking just in my mouth.

(proudest moment caused by chelsea was muttered in disbelief: "oh my god, where are you putting it???")

[chelsea girl]

Thank you both. I really appreciate the free validation. Blogging is weird in that without your writing to me, I'm in the dark about it all.

Many thanks.

kissykiss,
chelsea girl

[badinfluencegirl]

i know *exactly* how you feel :)

and you're welcome

[introspectre]

Oh! In The Flesh! I wish I lived nearby, alas, alas...