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12 September 2006



I am so going to be that guy and say that A New Hope is Episode IV. Episode I is The Phanton Menace. So not getting laid anytime soon.


CG - what fun! Hopefully Han would be around to play as well. There is life after 9/11... yeah!


"Chewbacca you're my lover
my very hairy lover
Chewbacca you're my lover to-ni-i-ight.

Come here you furry wookie
and taste my funky cookie
Chewbacca you're my lover to-ni-i-ight.

Let me take you on a secret love mission.
Do me like you would Lando Calrisian."

Yes. Thank you. ;)

Oh, and the word of the day ought to be "dasypigal".

chelsea girl


You've been saving that up, haven't you? You clever hairy beasty.

kissy kiss,
chelsea girl


Perfect timing for this particular word of the day.

Ain't much better than a hairy geek.



Oh, oh, oh! This made me laugh.


I can't help imagining the NOISES that would be made... And years later, in the Chewie household, C.G. whispers, "Try to keep it DOWN, dear, the kids are home..."

chelsea girl

Yes, as long as we taught the kids Basic. And I have nothing to do with the Word of the Day, that would be pure serendipity.

chelsea girl

Karl Elvis

Interesting, i just posted this same comment on some other blog.

Sure, I'd fuck a wookie.

I'm reminded of an r crumb comic where a man is kidnappd by an amorous female bigfoot and he winds up fucking it (her? it? I don't fuckin' know). It was, as with much of crumb's work, hot in a weird, wrong way.

And while princess-leia-in-the-slave-girl-getup is my first pick for a starwars wannafuck, I can't say the wookie is off the list. I DO wanna hear a wookie come.


Oh, yeah, I remember that Crumb comic..... yes, hott stuff to my then teenaged mind, in a disturbingly weird way... Flashback city!


Oh, I am so with you on the Chewie fantasy! *sigh*

Edgy Mama

There's supposedly been a Bigfoot sighting down here in the WNC mountains. Wanna come down and stalk us a big, hairy beast, CG?

Slut Boy

Chewie's not a bad choice, but Vader is the perfect sex bomb. His head is shaped like a dildo ferchrissakes!

chelsea girl

EM, only if he knows Basic and can fix a Millenium Falcon in under twelve minutes. If so, I'm all over that Sasquatch like Brontës on a dildo.

Slutboy, because I use my powers for good, not evil, that's why.

chelsea girl

Al Sensu

d'ya think he shaves his balls?

J Morgan

...my secret desire has been for Gargan, the six titted dancing chick at Jabbas Palace. Just the right amount of skank appeal...

BTW , if hairy, wookielike programmer nerds are your bag, you should apply for a job at the company I work for, I manage 10 of them !

J Morgan


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