the superswellwetspottiest day everrrrr!!!!

dear diary,

i know it’s been like sooooo totally such a long time & i'm totally sorry & stuff, but like it’s been so completely craaaaaaazzzzy busy for, like, freaking EVERRRR!!!! everyone’s been completely wondering what’s going on with Donny & i & guess what??? he’s still totally my boyfriend & stuff, which is totally cool, because i  {HEART} him!!!!

anyway, so like last sunday Donny came  over to, like, see me see me here, which was like kind of a drag because of my roommate & stuff but it turned out total grooviliciousness because she was completely out getting her eyebrows threaded. anyway, i was like getting ready to see him & like realized that he totally had all the good sex toys up at his house.

i know!!!! like totally all of them!!! he had the Njoy buttplug & the Njoy wand & the big thick dildo & it’s not like he uses them on anyone (((at least i don’t think he uses them on himself but he has been going through lube like really quickly))) & it’s more that i just totally forgot them there (like about 4 pairs of panties)

so i knew he was coming & like i totally wanted to get ready for him & so i went into the corner of my closet on top of the cubes in the little pink bag where i keep all my toys & like totally found my smartballs, which i haven’t used in like forever. so i washed them off and stuffed them up my pussy with a little bit of this totally weird KY lube i found lying around

((it’s like sample size & warms when you rub it, which i totally don’t get. i mean the only thing i ever use lube with is big toys and anal & like who needs a hot ass??? totally not me….but anyway i think my roommate got it somewhere and brought it home, which is totally “ironic” because she’s a virgin & stuff))

anyway, he came in & pushed me down on the bed &was all like, “do you want brunch and then sex or sex and then brunch?” & i was like, let’s have sex and then brunch because then we’ll be all hungry & stuff & plus we always enjoy food more when we have sex first ((which is true but we tend to completely over order))

so like he was all like, “i really want to lick your pussy.” lately he’s gotten really so into licking me, which is totally cool because it feels totally greathott & so i was like, OK.

& so Donny pushed my skirt up around my waist & took off my panties & made me scooch really close like thisclose to the edge of the bed & so he could kneel down with me hanging of the side of the bed. then he started licking my pussy with my toy in me & it felt really cool, especially because i had to loop my legs around his shoulders because they were totally off the bed

he really was going to town with his tongue, licking & slurping & snurfling down there & making all these totally wet smacky noises with his lips against my clit and pussy lips & sometimes i could even hear the tink! tink! of his teeth against my clit ring, which is totally hott if you have a pussy piercing & even if you don’t

it felt totally hott…all superswell gooshy wet & like greathott puddles of pinkwet pleasure were raining out from the inside of me & like everytime i moved my hips toward Donny’s mouth & tongue i could feel the toy moving just a little bit—knock! knock! knocking inside me against my pink sugarwet walls

it felt totally greathott

& then Donny pushed me back on the bed (i guess he got tired of being on his knees & he was like, “you left this great big puddle!” & then he was like “Wow!” so i looked & he was right!!!

i left this gigandenourmous wetspot & i didn’t even come yet! it was the size of a big dinner plate like what they give you at really nice restaurants. but i didn’t spend very much time looking at my gigandenourmous wetspot because Donny had his face between my legs again & was licking licking licking away, slurping and tink! tink! tinking! & it felt sooooooooo amazing, like my whole inside was melting all rainforest together

& so i started to contract & release my pussy muscles with his licking & my rocking & i was so totally fucking his face!!! ((like that girl i fucked when Donny was out of town at the wedding that time & then later i called him, like after the wedding & we so totally had phone sex about me fucking her)) & then i started to press down toward Donny’s mouth with my pussy

it was like everything he did i pressed away from & i wouldn’t let myself contract in & had to fight it like a sea anemone & with every time i didn’t let my pussy pucker in it felt so totally wetpink hot & i just totally concentrated on spooshing (& like i totally know that’s not a word but it still seems like the right one) out with my pussy right in Donny’s face, right on his tongue, right into his mouth

& then like i started to come & this total crimson ripple rushed out of my body like fluid light & it went on and on & like i was surfing this crimson crest over and over until my body just had to stop. it was so totally superswell wetpinkhott!!!

Donny was like, “you totally squirted in my mouth. I feel it & I could taste something different. You tasted different.”

OH! i said, was it gross?

“No,” he said like totally still between my legs & still totally lapping at my pussy. Isn’t that so completely awesome?!!!! Don’t you just totally {HEART} him?!!!!

i know!!! i like so totally squirted in his mouth!!!

& then there were 2 gigandenormous wetspots on my bed. & then Donny totally fucked me doggystyle & came all over my back & then i flipped over to hug him & so there were 3!!!

It was totally greathott!!! & superwettttspotttty!!!

anyway, until next time, dear diary!!! kissykiss!!!

chelsea girl

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I wanted to apologize for not responding to my comments as I ordinarily do. My WiFi has been completely effed up, and it's all I can do to make a connection and get my e-mail. I appreciate everything you all have to say--especially when you correct me on my spelling.

Because, as we all know, good grammar and perfect spelling are hott.

Thanks for your patience,

cg

Comments

[Viviane]

oh my gawd!
so hott!

kissykissykissykiss!

[Suse]

I'm like having flashbacks. I can totally see like, girls talking about that - gawd your Donny, he's no freeze! Jeeze, it's like listening to like, some of the girls at my school - you know?

[sistasilk]

I WANT WHAT YOU HAD! NOW!!!!

[Lexi]

That hurt my head a little, but it was totally worth it.

Totally.

[Damian]

That pink makes my teeth hurt.

Guest blogger?

[OMG!]

Oh wow that Donny is just like SOOOO dreamy, I just totally love him. And i am just so totally happy for you both!1!!1!!!! Pink makes my teeth hurt too, but not like the color pink which is so supergreatthott, but like that bitch pink, you know teh l4m3 one.
lovelovelove!
yr friend4EVER

[KtotheE]

You fucking rule, CG.

[Edgy Mama]

Have you considered a career in acting? You have the uncanny ability to channel Hello Kitty girl. I'm with Lexi: enjoyable, but now my head hurts because I can't get Hello Kitty girl's voice out of it!

[alwaysarousedgirl]

OMG! We should totally get together, and "do it," and then compare how like big? our dinner plates are!!!!!

I heart you!

(Do you realize that Hello Kitty and gushing are now irrevocably linked in my mind?)

cg, you are just divine. it is always a pleasure reading your posts. tell me, or rather i should say "tell us", how did o come to be your bitch goddess?

[Introspectre]

WAIT! I want to hear the story about the wedding and the girl! Back up! Go back! Tell me!

[chelsea girl]

Jilly,

I added a link to the wedding diversion post just for you.

kissykiss,
cg