party, the verb
Hey! It's so totally a party here at my pretty dumb things and you're like so invited!
Where: Here, you noodle
When: Monday 20 March All Effing Day & Night!
Why: It's my Blogday! My pretty dumb things are one fabulous year old!
What to do: Send me your naughty prose, scandalous pictures and dirty poems to post! Just email 'em all to me, and I'll do the hard, hard posting work. Just because I like them, it and you.
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UPDATE: I totally just had a dream that Nick Lachey finger-fucked me. And it felt really good! What do you think this means?
I'll be there, with bells on! And okay, nothing else. But there will be bells.
Posted by: O | 13 March 2006 at 11:31 PM
Ooo!
I'll get right on that!! ^_^
Posted by: Shay | 14 March 2006 at 12:50 AM
Great Idea! Count me in!
peace,
nina
Posted by: nina | 14 March 2006 at 04:47 AM
Suh-weet!
I'll whip up some naughty haikus for you right away!
Posted by: S.C. | 14 March 2006 at 08:25 AM
Oh yeah, I'd take a finger-licking-finger-fucking from Nick Lachey any day.
I think the poor boy probably needs a good blowjob, too, what do you think?
Posted by: alwaysarousedgirl | 14 March 2006 at 12:52 PM
Woohoo! Congrats!
Regarding Nick Lachey, I think it just means that the poor boy needs someone who enjoys sex as much as the rest of us, and decided he'd choose someone that he knew would reciprocate. Go get 'im tiger.
Posted by: Ben | 14 March 2006 at 01:47 PM
I had a dream that Nick Lachey stole my arm. Coincidence?
Posted by: ben | 14 March 2006 at 05:31 PM
Ben, That would explain why it felt really good.
Kissykiss,
CG
Posted by: chelsea girl | 14 March 2006 at 05:46 PM
Thanks for the email. So cute.
hmmmm, I could send you something. You just have to promise not to put my name on it.
Deal?
Posted by: Autumn | 14 March 2006 at 10:18 PM
I'll be at the party, too. I'll see what I can find to send you for this most special occasion. I'm sure I can whip up a deliciously dirty poem, at the very least. ;-)
Posted by: Tree | 15 March 2006 at 11:37 AM
I feel so much better for reading that part about the falling into love. It's not altogether choice, and there's not much control. Thanks.
Posted by: brilliant | 15 March 2006 at 07:38 PM
I have nothing dirty for you. :)
Posted by: scribe called steff | 15 March 2006 at 10:15 PM
Do you accept photos from us voluptous gals? ;)
Posted by: Danielle | 18 March 2006 at 09:54 AM
The check is, as they say, in the mail. Sorry about the tequila stains all over it. It's all a lie, except for the love part. B^)
Posted by: KtotheE | 18 March 2006 at 11:29 AM